honest-fallen-angel:

lokimylord:

justanotheryoutuberblog:

troylerrislife:

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS WTF

Everyone

Every. Single. One

All of you!

honest-fallen-angel:

lokimylord:

justanotheryoutuberblog:

troylerrislife:

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS WTF

Everyone

Every. Single. One

All of you!

(via iamnotsollux)

"People do not seem to realize that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character."

Ralph Waldo Emerson (via maxkirin)

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

sextspert:

superwholock-at-hogwarts:

chevvybar:

hiddlestalker:

lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here

Day 1: you ripped open my vagina and I hate you
Day 5: just kidding you’re so cute and soft and small lol I could fit you in a handbag
Month 2: STOP CRYING PLEEEAASE. JUST ONE HOUR OF SLEEP AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVERRRR
Month 5: mama? Mama? Mama? Say it? Please? Say something? Please
Month 8: IF. YOU. DON’T. STOP. SAYING. MAMA. THE. POLICE. WILL. NEVER. FIND. THE. BODY.
Year 1: One down. 17 to go…
Year 1, Month 11: oh god.. it’s coming…
Year 2: NO PLEASE JUST PUT THAT DOWN. NNOOO! DON’T TOUCH THAT! Baby, i love you no matter whaT BUT PLEASE DON’T TOUCH THAT JJUST STAY STILL PLEASE SWEETHEART
Year 3: Oh thank god that’s over
Year 4: Awwww, you went to preschool. isn;t that adorable, my little intellectual shit
Year 5: ACTUAL SCHOOL! YOU LEARNED COLORS AND NUMBERS YOU’RE A GENIUS

Year 15: You called me a fuckwit. What the fuck is a fuckwit?

year 16; oh god no LIGHTLY step on the gas NO NON NO NO YOU DONT HAVE TO PRESS THAT HARD ON THE BREAK!!!

year 17: I caught you masturbating but you didn’t notice so I didn’t say anything. You’re welcome.

(via ruinedchildhood)

My life can be explained through a series of incoherent noises and stupid, over used phrases.

toneofstark:

Favorite Female Characters: Olivier Mira Armstrong

I don’t put much stock in anyone else’s opinion of a person. I prefer to judge the people I meet with my own eyes.

toneofstark:

Favorite Female Characters: Olivier Mira Armstrong

I don’t put much stock in anyone else’s opinion of a person. I prefer to judge the people I meet with my own eyes.

(via evangayli0n)

toukos:

Things to ACTUALLY call your partner:

  • Baka
  • Dork
  • Nerd
  • Weeb
  • Big gay
  • Son
  • crispy chicken strip 

(via evangayli0n)

my lil bro and I taking a selfie together

my lil bro and I taking a selfie together

bepeu:

things to take 

  • care 
  • it easy

(via cassietotallyjust)

Reflection

Ripples spreading far,
with what touches others hearts,
their lives show your truths 

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via mahdayspcents)